Grow a penis
	Some funny shit from some funny place on the net : grow Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)16:07:35 No.192026238 How do you grow a penis, without pills, just natural, How can I grow my Cock ? -- Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)16:14:20 No.192027553 plot it in a garden where the sun can shine directly on it. make sure to run a ph test on the soil before hand. you want to plant it about 4-6 inches deep. water 3x a day and use a 0-0-0 fertilizer. in about a few weeks, you should see some improvement. make sure to keep an eye on it a few times a day the first week or so - Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)16:12:20 No.192027185 Well, first youre going to need some seeds. Johnsons Cock n Balls seeds usually do the trick. Then, you have to shove them in a whores mouth and then keep it well watered. Dont let any weeds (other cocks) near her for about a month. After that time, take a fleshlight and check around. Just keep the fleshlight pointed at her mouth until a cock slowly begins to check as it has caught the scent of a foreign vagina. Just as it penetrates, grab it by the shaft and rip it. It will put up a fight for a few seconds, but just massage its balls and suck the tip and ittle submit fairly quickly. Once all that is done, get some glue and then fasten it to the place you want it to be. - /b/rother-in-law 01/27/10(Wed)16:13:17 No.192027363 stick it in the dirt, put some miracle grow on top, water 3x a day. should grow just fine ;) -
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	SUBMIT:	[By Ralf] - [On 2010-01-27 16:21:16]
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